Time to sit back, relax and laugh a little! Hope these few quotes will make you smile and chuckle. Remember laughter is good for the mind, and body!
“How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, “Bingo!” Anonymous
“The scientist theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” Mark Russell
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” Dave Barry
“The best way to lie is to tell the truth….carefully edited truth.” Anonymous
“Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.” Anonymous
“The only mystery in life is why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” Al McGuire
Live, love, honor and laugh out loud! Prioritize you.